nothing will go as hard as babymetal performing a live crucifixion
the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell
you: *speaks*
my auditory processing disordered ass: what
Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil is dummy thicc and the clap of his ass cheeks keeps alerting the zombies!
(Requested by anon)

Happy RE-release date you funky little 90s man.
my special edition isn’t here so im just gonna sit and meme
[skyrim guard voice] you got a boyfriend? bet he doesn’t kiss ya! [sips drink] AURGH!
by the nines, he hit the dab!
Jacket from Hotline Miami is off the shits!
Peter B. Parker from Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse has two brain cells!
(requested by anonymous)